Ronnie baby, what is you doing?!
Not a good look bud! I’m randomly scrolling through twitter and I see this gem of a headline that is somehow the least surprising thing I’ve ever laid my eyes on. His baby momma (don’t offend me by telling me it’s his girlfriend, Complex) dragging his ass through the streets in a car after they got in a fight is hardly news at this point. Trouble in paradise? Get out of town! Ronnie going through a public display of drama with a psycho chick, well you don’t say. It wouldn’t shock me if this wasn’t the first time. If we’re being honest, if anyone was going to get arrested for domestic violence in that relationship I woulda thought it woulda been ‘ole Ronnie boy. Every episode I watched back in the day I thought he was about to pull a Ray Rice before that was even a thing. If I learned anything from watching the new season of jersey shore however (I only made it through 3 episodes), it’s that these people are timeless. Those assholes would do anything to dial it back to 2009. That’s why they’re all botoxed to the fucking moon so they look and feel young again to keep that party going. But as we found out, Ronnie can’t be with Sam anymore so he’s decided to move on with his life. And by move on I mean date a fucking clone of Sammy and continue to have the most chaotic love life known to man. Never change Ron!
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